Jacob: “You’re adorable.”
Hannah: “No. I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It’s that I get, I get really drunk, and I pass out, and you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that’s not why I’m here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.”
Jacob: “Jacob.”